funayurei:

people who confront tumblr users that unfollow them

image

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

1976? That shit’s not fresh I’d be pissed too being offered stale cookies of 38 years. 

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

1976? That shit’s not fresh I’d be pissed too being offered stale cookies of 38 years. 


Heathers (1988)

Heathers (1988)

There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind

(via bl-ossomed)

ashtr0nawt:

follow-the-music:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

yes

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

I passed this three times and it finally clicked. Now I reblog. xD

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

typette:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

jesus christ training at the airbending temple is FUCKING HARDCORE.

typette:

beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

jesus christ training at the airbending temple is FUCKING HARDCORE.

cindersk:

rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.