people who confront tumblr users that unfollow them
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.
1976? That shit’s not fresh I’d be pissed too being offered stale cookies of 38 years.
There is nothing prettier than a city at 5 AM with its empty streets and cold wind
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I passed this three times and it finally clicked. Now I reblog. xD
i almost scrolled away
this is some airbending shit right here
jesus christ training at the airbending temple is FUCKING HARDCORE.